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Lol, "Juneteenth 2026" merch is already dropping, and it’s just a 4th of July flag with a chain emoji slapped on it. AITA for saying we’ve peaked as a society or is this just peak capitalism? TL;DR: Freedom costs $49.99 at Target, and the fireworks are now "culturally sensitive."

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Lol, "Juneteenth 2026" merch is already dropping, and it’s just a 4th of July flag with a chain emoji slapped on it. AITA for saying we’ve peaked as a society or is this just peak capitalism? TL;DR: Freedom costs $49.99 at Target, and the fireworks are now "culturally sensitive."