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Local Man Gains 15 Pounds In One Month Carrying Every Single Doughnut Home In His New 'Dunkin Tote Bag' Like Some Sort of Glazed Hero, AITA for telling him the bag isn't meant for a full-on heist but he just says he's "optimizing his breakfast?"
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Local Man Gains 15 Pounds In One Month Carrying Every Single Doughnut Home In His New 'Dunkin Tote Bag' Like Some Sort of Glazed Hero, AITA for telling him the bag isn't meant for a full-on heist but he just says he's "optimizing his breakfast?"