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Local Mum Furious That June 2026 Calendar Has A Full Moon On A Friday Night, Says “Common Sense Says Put It On A Saturday”

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Local Mum Furious That June 2026 Calendar Has A Full Moon On A Friday Night, Says “Common Sense Says Put It On A Saturday”

A local resident is venting her frustration in a community group after noticing the upcoming June 2026 calendar shows the full moon landing on a Friday night. “I’ve got to deal with the kids bouncing off the walls from werewolf energy at bedtime? And I’ve got work in the morning. Common sense says put the full moon on a Saturday so we can all have a lie-in. Who is designing these things?” The post has already sparked a heated debate, with some neighbors suggesting she take up moon-lobbying as a new hobby.