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Local nutcase puts cat in microwave to 'dry it off' after bath - This is why we can't have nice things.

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Local nutcase puts cat in microwave to 'dry it off' after bath - This is why we can't have nice things.

My neighbor's kid just told me their mom put their cat in the microwave for 30 seconds "to speed up drying it after a bath." The cat is fine, thank God, but seriously? What kind of common sense is that? Every appliance has a label that says "hpe" - not for pets, not for people. This is the same woman who tried to wash her phone in the dishwasher. I swear, the education system is failing us. Cat's okay, but someone needs to take her oven mitts away before she tries to "hpe" the dog in the air fryer.