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california governor race polls got me gagged, skibidi rizzler Newsom is cooked? πŸ—³οΈπŸ”₯

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california governor race polls got me gagged, skibidi rizzler Newsom is cooked? πŸ—³οΈπŸ”₯

No cap, the new california governor race polls are wildin'. Gavin's vibes are tanking harder than a 9-5 job in this economy. πŸ₯± The Gen Z and alpha brainrot voters are straight up sleepin' on 'em. I'm talkin' 40% of people want a whole new NPC in charge. πŸ’€ Literally caught a leak from a stan pageβ€”Newsom’s approval is giving 'mid' fr. It's giving 'ohio' vibes. Campaign is ultra-cringe. We need a sigma male to slay the Golden State. πŸ’… AOC or bust? Pookie is the only one who passes the vibe check. Keep your eyes peeled, chat. This gubernatorial race is about to be a total rizz-off. ✨