Euphoria Season 4 Secretly Scripted by a Memelord Who Has Never Felt a Single Emotion
The internet is in shambles after leaked memos for Euphoria Season 4 allegedly reveal that the show’s entire emotional arc was written by a discord moderator whose only life experience comes from watching Zoey 101. Apparently, Rue is now in a love triangle with a sentient cloud, and Jules has decided to transcend gender by becoming a waffle. The irony? The show’s fans are more out of touch with reality than the show ever was.