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Local Resident Fumes After Seeing Bethenny Frankel’s Latest ‘Common Sense’ Advice Goes Viral on Suburban Mom Group

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Local Resident Fumes After Seeing Bethenny Frankel’s Latest ‘Common Sense’ Advice Goes Viral on Suburban Mom Group

So apparently Bethenny Frankel is now giving life advice to our quiet little town, and the Karens are eating it up like it’s a $5 latte. I just saw her post about “common sense” parenting and budgeting, and I’m about to lose it. She says stop buying your kids organic snacks and just “teach them to drink tap water.” Easy for a Skinnygirl billionaire to say! Maybe she should try living on a school teacher’s salary in this economy. It’s all over my Facebook feed now, and everyone’s acting like she’s the second coming of Martha Stewart. Newsflash: common sense doesn’t pay my property taxes. Somebody please tell Bethenny Frankel to stick to martinis and leave our block alone.