ELON MUSK JUST SOLD ALL HIS TESLA STOCK? WORLD MARKETS IN SHOCK!
JUST IN! BILLIONS VANISH IN SECONDS AS TESLA PLUMMETS! Sources close to the billionaire claim he was SPOTTED leaving his Texas compound with nothing but a STUFFED DOGE COIN and a TERRIFYING smirk. Is this the END of the electric car empire? Or has Musk discovered a SECRET superweapon that makes money OBSOLETE? We’re hearing rumors of a subterranean LAUNCH happening TONIGHT—and it’s NOT for a rocket. INVESTORS ARE PANICKING.