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Colombia's 2026 Election Cycle Begins With 47 Candidates Promising to Fix the Economy Using Vibes and Prayer (Elecciones Colombia 2026)

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Colombia's 2026 Election Cycle Begins With 47 Candidates Promising to Fix the Economy Using Vibes and Prayer (Elecciones Colombia 2026)

AITA for thinking we're about to watch a car crash in slow motion? TL;DR: 47 wannabe presidents, zero concrete plans, 100% "trust me bro" energy. The frontrunner's platform is literally a PDF of a napkin doodle. Everyone's out here acting like running the country is just a popularity contest on TikTok. Can't wait to see how this dumpster fire plays out. 🔥 /s