'Local Diocese Forced To Cancel 'Bishop Euphoria' Retreat After Too Many People Showed Up Expecting A Glow-Up, Not A Dude In A Skirt'
AITA for laughing my ass off when the parish newsletter accidentally promoted "Bishop Euphoria: Finding Your Inner High Priest" as a wellness workshop for instagram goths? TL;DR: Organizers were expecting, like, 20 boomers with bad backs and a plate of bland cookies. Instead, a small army of eyeliner-clad teens and adults with septum piercings showed up with glitter, demanding a "divine drag show" and chanting for the bishop to "drop the beat." Apparently, the flyers got mixed up with a local Euphoria-themed rave. The bishop allegedly tried to salvage the event by giving a lecture on humility, but the crowd just vibed to the church's shitty organ music. Anyway, it's all over Twitter now. #BlessedDisaster.