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Why This Dolphin Is Getting Checked For A Driver's License After Causing A Fender Bender

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Why This Dolphin Is Getting Checked For A Driver's License After Causing A Fender Bender

In an ironic twist that has the internet flipping out faster than a dolphin at SeaWorld, the phrase "dolphin" is trending after a viral video shows a rogue Atlantic bottlenose apparently sideswiping a docked boat in Florida—then getting pulled over by marine patrol for "suspiciously loitering near a vessel without a functioning blinker." While the dolphin was ultimately cited for a "minor aquatic fender bender," the real joke is that it's the most competent driver on the water, since it actually stayed in its lane, unlike most boaters who can't even parallel park. Meme historians are calling this the ultimate sea-level irony, proving that even cetaceans have better road rage etiquette than humans.