lady gaga dances with a cardboard cutout of herself, sparking existential crisis in Little Monsters everywhere
In a bizarre turn of events that has the internet questioning reality, Lady Gaga was spotted at a Los Angeles art gallery twerking aggressively at a life-sized cardboard cutout of her own face, prompting a wave of deep philosophical debates among her fanbase. The incident, which was live-streamed by a confused security guard, shows Gaga whispering “You’re not the real mother monster, I am” before attempting to feed the cutout a gluten-free bagel. Little Monsters are now divided between hailing it as the ultimate act of self-love or fearing that their idol has finally become a meta-meme. Meanwhile, the cardboard cutout has only responded by smiling blankly, sparking a trending hashtag #GagaVsGaga and a surge in cardboard sales.