blue moon tonight is actually just a tuesday but with 10% more lunatics and 0% actual blue color, AITA for feeling scammed by the universe?
Like, I've been waiting my whole life for a blue moon tonight because everyone acts like it's the second coming of internet explorer, and guess what? It's just a regular-ass moon but with a fancy name because it's the second full moon in a month or some calendar nerd stuff. Saw it, blinked, went back to doomscrolling. The hype is giving "The Emoji Movie" levels of disappointment.
TL;DR: Blue moon tonight = orange moon in pictures, still nothing happens, and my wizardry skills remain at level 0. I'm going back to blaming Mercury retrograde for my bad wifi.