Local Resident Fumes Over City's New 'Blockchain Technology' Plan for Potholes, Says ‘We Need Common Sense, Not Tech Hype!’
I swear, this city council has lost its bloody mind. They just announced a new pilot program to track pothole repairs using "blockchain technology." I can’t even! We’re sitting here with holes big enough to swallow a Mini Cooper, and they’re worried about the *blockchain technology* of the filing system? Common sense says: buy more asphalt, hire people to fix the roads, and stop pretending a database is going to pave anything. Everyone knows you just dump a bag of cold patch in the hole and roll over it. This is ridiculous. Who’s with me?