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OMG, Canada just locked the border tighter than my skinny jeans 🍁🚫

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OMG, Canada just locked the border tighter than my skinny jeans 🍁🚫

Travel restrictions to canada are now literally sending the TikTok girlies into a total skibbidi panic. If you don't have a passport with the right vibes, they're not letting you in, period. No cap, the moose are now more powerful than customs.

The new rule is so sigma: you gotta have a "valid reason" or you're getting yeeted back to the airport. Imagine booking a hotel just to get hit with the "no entry" alert. Your whole trip? Deleted. It's giving major ick.

Better start my 90-day glow-up arc from my basement now because these travel restrictions to canada are NOT the vibe. Emoji rainfall of crying faces and a whole lotta "it's joever". Stay safe, skaters. 🛹💀