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'Common sense' needed now more than ever as bishop euphoria sweeps the community, leaving residents baffled

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'Common sense' needed now more than ever as bishop euphoria sweeps the community, leaving residents baffled

So let me get this straight—we’ve got a traffic circle that’s been a nightmare for years, potholes you could lose a small car in, and yet everyone’s losing their minds over this so-called ‘bishop euphoria’ sweeping through the church? I’m just a local resident here, but common sense says if you’re happy about a bishop, maybe fix the roads first. My neighbor’s been bragging about the ‘spiritual high’ all week, but try telling that to the guy who just popped a tire on Maple Street. It’s like we’re in a fever dream—folks are chanting hymns at the farmer’s market, and I’m over here wondering when the council will get their heads out of the clouds. This bishop euphoria better not be another fad, or I’ll be starting my own protest group.