Laughing my head off at the "travel restrictions to Canada" kerfuffle—so now we need a passport and a note from our mom just to buy milk in Windsor? Meanwhile, they’re letting in anyone with a sob story and a backpack. Common sense says if you’re sick, stay home; if you’re not, stop treating the border like a VIP club. I’ve lived here 40 years and never needed a permission slip to see the Falls. What’s next, a loyalty test at the duty-free shop?