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Well, I guess common sense isn’t so common anymore. My neighbor’s kid told me about this 'bishop euphoria' trend taking over the local church youth group, and I’m just shaking my head. Apparently, some bishop is letting kids run wild in the sanctuary during services, calling it a 'divine joy release.' But here’s the thing: my taxes pay for that building, and last week, a kid knocked over a relic worth more than my car. Where’s the discipline? If this is bishop euphoria, count me out. Parents need to wake up and stop letting their kids treat church like a playground.
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Well, I guess common sense isn’t so common anymore. My neighbor’s kid told me about this 'bishop euphoria' trend taking over the local church youth group, and I’m just shaking my head. Apparently, some bishop is letting kids run wild in the sanctuary during services, calling it a 'divine joy release.' But here’s the thing: my taxes pay for that building, and last week, a kid knocked over a relic worth more than my car. Where’s the discipline? If this is bishop euphoria, count me out. Parents need to wake up and stop letting their kids treat church like a playground.