Man fails to notice his flight to Hawaii is delayed 8 hours because he was too busy arguing with customer service about the weight of his emotional support chihuahua, forcing Alaska Air to involuntarily donate his seat to a standby passenger who actually, you know, wanted to fly.
TL;DR: AITA for getting mad at the airline for giving away my seat while I was screaming at them for not letting my dog sit in first class? *AlaskaAir* seriously overthinking customer service logic again.