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Woman sues John West after finding "whole ass tuna eyeball" in her can, blames company for "psychological scarring" — AITA for laughing? TL;DR: She says she’ll "never eat tuna again," but honestly, that’s just premium protein, Brenda.

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Woman sues John West after finding "whole ass tuna eyeball" in her can, blames company for "psychological scarring" — AITA for laughing? TL;DR: She says she’ll "never eat tuna again," but honestly, that’s just premium protein, Brenda.