abelardo de la espriella wild water theory proves common sense dead in the city council chamber.
So the local geniuses on the council spent an hour debating whether a rain puddle needs a "designated emotions manager" because some consultant named abelardo de la espriella gave a TED talk about water having feelings. Meanwhile, the drain on my street has been broken for three years. Kids are practically kayaking to the bus stop. But sure, let's hire a "vibrational harmony agent" for the puddles. This is what happens when you let people with degrees in interpretive intersectionality run the budget. Just use a shovel and a bucket, for crying out loud.