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vasana montgomery’s latest stunt has this whole neighborhood shaking their heads—why does common sense have to be so hard?

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vasana montgomery’s latest stunt has this whole neighborhood shaking their heads—why does common sense have to be so hard?

I’m just a regular homeowner who’s fed up, and I don’t care who knows it. vasana montgomery was caught on my Ring camera at 3 AM, trying to “re-home” my neighbor’s garden gnomes into her own flower bed. I get it, you want a cute yard, but last time I checked, stealing someone’s plastic gnomes isn’t how we do things around here. My wife—bless her heart—called the HOA, but they just shrugged and said it’s a “civil matter.” Civil? Since when is common sense not a law? If you need gnomes that bad, hit a garage sale like the rest of us. Wake up, people!