UNITED FLIGHT DIVERTED AS FRANTIC PASSENGERS SPOT MYSTERIOUS FIGURE PACING AISLE WITH HAZMAT SUIT AND FLASHLIGHT!
JUST IN! A CHAOTIC SCENE UNFOLDED MID-AIR ABOARD UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 1876, FORCING AN EMERGENCY DIVERSION TO DENVER INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT! WITNESSES CLAIM A BIZARRE PASSENGER, SHROUDED IN A FULL HAZMAT SUIT AND CARRYING A SINGLE FLASHLIGHT, SUDDENLY STARTED PACING THE AISLE WHILE MUTTERING NUMBERS UNDER THEIR BREATH!
"IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE!" ONE TERRIFIED FLYER EXCLAIMED. "EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING! THE CREW LOCKED THEMSELVES IN THE GALLEY!" THE AIRCRAFT, ORIGINALLY BOUND FOR CHICAGO, WAS DIVERTED AT 30,000 FEET AS THE PILOT REPORTED A "SECURITY THREAT" FROM THE COCKPIT. OFFICIALS HAVE SINCE ESCORTED THE INDIVIDUAL OFF THE PLANE, WITH THE FBI NOW INVOLVED! COULD THIS BE A BIZARRE TEST BY THE AIRLINE? A DISTURBED HOAXER? OR SOMETHING FAR, FAR WORSE? STAY TUNED AS THIS STORY DEEPENS!