ROTTEN TOMATOES Users Furious After Algorithm Mistakes Blank Screen for 'Masterpiece' of Suspense
In a baffling new ratings update that has the internet questioning the very fabric of reality, Rotten Tomatoes has officially certified the 24-hour livestream of a twitching security camera in a New Jersey parking lot as "Certified Fresh." Critics are raving about its "bold lack of visual stimulation" and "unflinching portrayal of dust motes," while the one human who clicked "Play" accidentally is demanding a refund for the two hours he spent watching a static image of an overflowing dumpster. Meme lords are having a field day, calling it the most accurate representation of the current Hollywood strike season.