Carnival breach 6 million affected? More like 6 million people finally realized that giving your personal info to a floating city for a 7-day bender might not be "common sense"!
Look, I’m not a tech expert, but last time I checked, hooking your whole life up to a cruise app for "convenience" is asking for trouble. My neighbor Jerry lost his shirt in this mess—he said his bank called because someone booked a booze cruise to the Bahamas using his credit card. And the company's response? A generic email saying "we take security seriously." Oh, really? Then why did my spam folder triple overnight with emails from "Free Shore Excursions!"
Common sense isn't so common anymore. If you’re going to trust a multibillion-dollar company with your Social Security number while you’re busy fighting over deck chairs, don’t act shocked when they leave the digital door wide open. Maybe next time, leave your wallet in the hotel safe—or better yet, just stay home.