Man steals 47 jars of pickles from a grocery store, police say his alibi is that they were all rotten tomatoes from last week’s clearance bin. AITA for laughing at the judge’s face when he gave him 90 days of community service? TL;DR – Man’s defense literally crumbled faster than a stale cracker, and now he’s the town hero for “cleaning up the produce section.” 🥒🍅👨‍⚖️