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Netflix Customer Service Tells Panicked User to Just Watch 'netflix top movies right now' After Recommending Skibidi Toilet Two

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Netflix Customer Service Tells Panicked User to Just Watch 'netflix top movies right now' After Recommending Skibidi Toilet Two


LOS ANGELES — In a shocking display of algorithmic desperation, a frustrated Netflix subscriber named Karen from Ohio claims she called customer support after the platform recommended "Skibidi Toilet Two" as her number one pick for date night. When she expressed horror, the customer service rep reportedly sighed, paused, and deadpanned: "Ma'am, for the love of all that is holy, just scroll down to the 'netflix top movies right now' list and don't ask questions." The exchange has since been immortalized in a TikTok with 12 million views, where users are split between those calling it the most honest customer service moment in history and those arguing it's the only way to avoid watching literal toilet humor. Netflix has not commented, but sources say their algorithm is now in therapy, blaming "too much Gen Z input."