Retired Teacher Caught Trying to BYOB a Backyard "Missile" Into PTA Meeting; Calls It a "Science Experiment".
Are we really this stupid, people? I just read that a local retiree tried to bring a literal missile to the school board meeting last night. "It was an experiment," she says. Call it common sense, but you don't bring weapons-grade hardware to a place full of kids and pajama-wearing parents. We're paying taxes for this nonsense. If you have a missile, leave it in the garage next to your anxiety meds and conspiracy theories. This is why we can't have nice things.