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u.s. department of homeland security tested a new AI lie detector at a local DMV, and it flagged half the office for "un-American vibes."

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u.s. department of homeland security tested a new AI lie detector at a local DMV, and it flagged half the office for "un-American vibes."

I can’t believe the u.s. department of homeland security is wasting our tax dollars on this. I went to renew my license yesterday, and the machine started beeping because I said "afternoon" instead of "good afternoon." Common sense would tell you that people are just grumpy after waiting in line for three hours! My neighbor Brenda got flagged for "hostile facial expressions" when she was literally just squinting at the sun coming through the window. Now they want to roll this out at grocery stores? What’s next, the self-checkout tattling on you for sighing? This is why nobody trusts the government anymore.