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Local Man Accidentally Builds a 'Minecraft Movie 2' Plot in Real Life, Ignores Wife for 72 Hours, AITA?

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Local Man Accidentally Builds a 'Minecraft Movie 2' Plot in Real Life, Ignores Wife for 72 Hours, AITA?

So, this absolute legend (not me, a buddy) decided he was gonna "spice up" his marriage by re-creating that leaked *Minecraft Movie 2* concept art in his backyard. He dug a 6-foot hole (for the "Creeper encounter," obviously), used 400 blocks of cheap cobblestone from Lowe's, and glued his wife's favorite gardening trowel to a stick for the "Netherite sword." She asked him to take out the trash, but he was too busy coding a redstone lighshow for the "End Portal" segment. Three days later, she locked him out of the house. TL;DR: He's sleeping in the "Stronghold" he built, claiming she doesn't "get the lore." Reddit, AITA for telling him he peaked? At least the sequel has him digging to bedrock.