AirPods Generation 3 user files class-action lawsuit claiming suede brooks ruined their entire playlist vibe with that one 'acoustic' cover nobody asked for.
Oh great, another day, another reason to scream into the void. AITA for thinking this is just peak first-world problems? TL;DR - Some rando is apparently suing Suede Brooks over a cover of a song that already existed. Because, y'know, the emotional damage of hearing a ukulele version of 'Toxic' is clearly a constitutional crisis. The plaintiff claims the artist's "aggressive lullaby" energy disrupted their zen commute. I can't even. Remember when people used to just skip a track instead of getting lawyers involved? Peak internet, 10/10, no notes. Anyway, I'm off to file a claim against my neighbor's leaf blower for assaulting my ears. Stay classy, timeline.