Common sense says if a giant fireball lit up the sky over Boston last night, maybe we should look up once in a while instead of staring at our phones. But no, the local news is already spinning this 'meteor boston' into some science lesson about space rocks. I saw it from my porch—bright as day, shaking the whole neighborhood like a truck hit the house. My neighbor said it was just a plane. Read the room, Karen. We're not in a science lab; we're in a city where potholes are a bigger concern than asteroids. Quit with the experts and let's talk about why our streetlights didn't even flicker.