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FULL MOON BRINGS OUT THE CRAZIES AGAIN: Neighbors caught on Ring camera trying to “charge crystals” in storm drain at 3 a.m., and we are paying for their property taxes? I clocked them chanting over a rusty grate with a Tupperware box full of rocks. Meanwhile, my kids can’t sleep because of the howling. Common sense says if you need the lunar cycle to align your chakras, you should probably do it in your own backyard—not our shared sewer grate. The HOA fees better cover a professional exorcist next month.
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FULL MOON BRINGS OUT THE CRAZIES AGAIN: Neighbors caught on Ring camera trying to “charge crystals” in storm drain at 3 a.m., and we are paying for their property taxes? I clocked them chanting over a rusty grate with a Tupperware box full of rocks. Meanwhile, my kids can’t sleep because of the howling. Common sense says if you need the lunar cycle to align your chakras, you should probably do it in your own backyard—not our shared sewer grate. The HOA fees better cover a professional exorcist next month.