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ilona maher slams "woke" safety rules in her neighborhood, common sense says let kids ride bikes without helmets

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ilona maher slams "woke" safety rules in her neighborhood, common sense says let kids ride bikes without helmets

Just got back from the town hall meeting where ilona maher was screaming about how she wants to ban speed bumps because "they slow down her morning coffee run." News flash, lady: speed bumps are there because your kids keep darting into the street without looking. My neighbor's kid broke his arm last month on this very block, but sure, let's prioritize your latte over child safety. Common sense says maybe you should actually parent your children instead of blaming the pavement.