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kelly curtis just shadowbanned the entire government for being cringe fr 💀

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kelly curtis just shadowbanned the entire government for being cringe fr 💀

yooo so like kelly curtis literally glitched reality and said "ur all NPCs" to the senate or whatever AND THEY ACTUALLY PANIKED?? she went full rizzler mode and now the whole capital is shook. no cap, the algorithm is her ultimate weapon now. she's out here speedrunning democracy and we're all just watching from the skibidi toilet dimension. like think about it guys... she's the final boss of main character energy and we're all just side quests.