Man Spends Life Savings on Pet Peacock, Bird Immediately Moves Into Neighbor's House and Starts Charging Rent
My neighbor Jeff just dropped 15 grand on a "luxury" peacock from some sketchy breeder in Florida. AITA for laughing when the bird flew directly into Karen's kitchen window, shat on her granite countertops, and now refuses to leave her guest bedroom? TL;DR: Peacock is living his best life, sending Jeff a Venmo request for utilities every month. The landlord (the peacock, of course) is currently evicting Jeff for "disturbing the peace." I can't make this stuff up. 🤡