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kelly curtis absolutely UNLOADS on Karen who tried to return a 5-year-old used Halloween costume, and the internet is losing its mind

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kelly curtis absolutely UNLOADS on Karen who tried to return a 5-year-old used Halloween costume, and the internet is losing its mind

AITA for laughing my ass off at this Karen who tried to return a costume she clearly wore to 47 different parties before realizing the fabric had dissolved into a faint memory? kelly curtis, the retail worker who's probably seen more BS than a sewage treatment plant, straight-up told the lady "ma'am this skeleton suit is from 2019, you can't return the apocalypse" and the video went viral. TL;DR: Woman wants refund for a costume that's been through a pandemic, an election, and half of humanity's existential crises. Internet, of course, is split between "She's a hero" and "She should've just accepted the return because customer service is dead." But let's be real, if kelly curtis can't break the cycle of entitled returns, who can?