wisconsin department of transportation announces plan to fix potholes by just vibing really hard and ignoring them until 2034
YTA, Wisconsin. Your roads are essentially a tactical assault course for my Prius. I hit a crater on I-94 so deep I found a lost civilization and a family of raccoons running a toll booth. The DOT says they're "re-evaluating their road maintenance strategy." Translation: they're buying more orange barrels to sit in empty construction zones while they play solitaire. But hey, I'm sure the 12 miles of "road work ahead" signs with zero workers in sight are a great use of my tax dollars. TL;DR: Pothole count is now higher than the number of functional interchanges. AITA for wanting a road that doesn't require a 4x4 and a will?