Jay Z and Beyoncé’s vegan chef quits, claims meals were “too seasoned” and “ethically sourced from a CVS”
AITA for thinking the Illuminati is just a group of rich people who are bad at delegating tasks? Apparently, Jay Z and Beyoncé’s personal chef threw in the towel because he couldn’t handle the pressure of seasoning Beyond Meat with “legally distinct” paprika. TL;DR: The Carters wanted “higher vibrational” food from a gas station, and this guy peaced out faster than a Kanye West Twitter rant. Honestly, if you’re paying someone to cook for you and they can’t handle the “complexity” of a pre-packaged vegan burger, maybe they just wanted to quit to write a memoir. Classic neoliberal billionaire nonsense. 🚮