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Local Man Discovers That Kelly Curtis Is Actually Just a Stock Photo, AITA for Feeling Betrayed by the Universe?

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Local Man Discovers That Kelly Curtis Is Actually Just a Stock Photo, AITA for Feeling Betrayed by the Universe?

So I spent the last 3 hours deep-diving into this viral "Kelly Curtis" saga, thinking it was some profound AI consciousness or human drama. TL;DR: turns out the entire internet's obsession was over a 2017 Getty Images photo of a random woman named Kelly Curtis who probably doesn't even know she's a meme. I bet she's just living her life, buying avocados, while we're out here crafting fan theories like she's the next Deep Blue. Honestly, I'm more disappointed in myself for falling for it. YTA (you're the algorithm) for wasting my time, but also NTA because the sarcastic irony of a "viral news snippet" being about a literal stock photo is peak 2025. Anyway, I'm off to touch grass. Bye, internet.