Invasive Species Chaos: Locals Demand Refunds After ‘Kill-on-Sight’ Pigeons Begin Demanding Rent
A suburban homeowners’ association has declared war on a new “invasive species” after a flock of aggressively acclimated pigeons started claiming the neighborhood gazebo as their private Airbnb. “We were told to eliminate them,” one resident said, “but they’ve got a better credit score than I do.” The pigeons have reportedly begun posting passive-aggressive notes about noise complaints.