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COMMON SENSE FLIES OUT THE WINDOW AS NEIGHBORHOOD HAILS NEW 'INVASIVE SPECIES' AS A PET

So, this is what passes for "progress" in our town. I’m looking out my window at the duck pond—the one that used to have actual local ducks—and now it’s completely choked out. Why? Because someone’s "cute pet" got loose and is now a full-blown invasive species tearing up the ecosystem. It’s a massive, aggressive snapping turtle the size of a dinner plate. I saw a post on here calling it "Franklin" and suggesting we feed it bread. Are you people insane? This isn't a zoo exhibit. It's an invasive species eating our native frogs and probably going after the little kids' toes next. It’s basic biology. It’s common sense. Let’s call Animal Control before "Franklin" literally eats our property value. And maybe we stop buying exotic pets we can’t keep locked up. #CommonSense #InvasiveSpecies #JustLetWildlifeDie #FranklinTurtle