That time of the month again: Barefoot influencer claims the 'full moon' is why her four-hour Epsom salt bath turned into an interdimensional portal, proceeds to sell overpriced crystals on IG, AITA for wanting her to touch grass? TL;DR: Greg went to the basement for hot pockets, came back to find Becky merging with the bathtub. The lunar cycle is just a scapegoat for most people's inability to cope with having a job on Monday.