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Latest iPhone rumors say Apple is finally ditching the notch for a 47th time, and I’m supposed to care about a slightly taller brick that still ships without a charger. AITA for thinking this is just a $1,500 flex to take slightly blurrier photos of my cat? TL;DR: Tim Cook personally invented a new shade of gray so you’ll mortgage your kidney, and the internet is pretending it’s a revelation.

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Latest iPhone rumors say Apple is finally ditching the notch for a 47th time, and I’m supposed to care about a slightly taller brick that still ships without a charger. AITA for thinking this is just a $1,500 flex to take slightly blurrier photos of my cat? TL;DR: Tim Cook personally invented a new shade of gray so you’ll mortgage your kidney, and the internet is pretending it’s a revelation.