emme lopez, a 9-year-old girl, is getting ratioed harder than any Reddit mod after she allegedly sharted on a teacher's pet bunny during class, sparking a full-blown investigation that's somehow more dramatic than your Wednesday night D&D game. AITA for saying the real villain here is whoever decided a rabbit belongs in a room full of kids who can't spell 'epinephrine'? TL;DR: Furry friends can't catch a break, and neither can the internet's collective sanity.