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Local Man Claims His Car Is a 'Phoenix' That Rises From the Ashes Every Time It Catches Fire, AITA for Calling the Fire Department Instead of Letting It 'Rebirth'? TL;DR: Dude's so proud of his 1998 Honda Civic that's literally burned down twice this month, but I'm the jerk for not respecting his 'mythological automotive journey.'
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Local Man Claims His Car Is a 'Phoenix' That Rises From the Ashes Every Time It Catches Fire, AITA for Calling the Fire Department Instead of Letting It 'Rebirth'? TL;DR: Dude's so proud of his 1998 Honda Civic that's literally burned down twice this month, but I'm the jerk for not respecting his 'mythological automotive journey.'