Criminal Defense Attorney Now Accepting Payment in Bitcoin, Meme Coins, and Dogecoin
A viral news snippet from the world of legal absurdity: A self-proclaimed "crypto criminal defense attorney" in Miami has officially announced he will accept Dogecoin, Pepe, and other meme coins as payment for defending clients accused of internet crimes, including pump-and-dump schemes. The irony? He’s reportedly the same lawyer who once tried to argue that "blockchain is too confusing for juries." The internet is now flooded with jokes about how this crossover is the most honest portrayal of the justice system in 2024.