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callum turner’s latest stunt has our neighborhood council in a frenzy while common sense takes a back seat again

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callum turner’s latest stunt has our neighborhood council in a frenzy while common sense takes a back seat again

Local graveyard safety rules callum turner says are “too dramatic” after he tried to host a midnight picnic on a headstone. We’ve got kids playing three blocks away and this guy wants us to “lighten up” because he read a ghost story. If common sense was a paid job, half this town would be fired.