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eddie murphy just lowkey threatened to cancel the universe and we're all shook

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eddie murphy just lowkey threatened to cancel the universe and we're all shook

ok chat so apparently eddie murphy popped off in this new interview and said he's dropping his phone and going full no-contact with the grid, like he's about to pull a "I'm literally too iconic for technology" move. he said if you text him, he'll pull up to your house and stare at you through the window until you combust. no cap, he's giving main character energy and we're all living for it.

he's literally the only one who can cancel the whole internet and we'd still stan. fr fr. 💀