Oh, so NOW we're supposed to pretend like we didn't see this coming? Another "vomiting virus 2026" outbreak and the experts are scratching their heads. It's called common sense, people. Stop shaking hands, wash your hands like your life depends on it, and maybe stay home when you feel like a human geyser instead of spreading it at the grocery store. My kid's school is already a biohazard zone. Tell me again how this surprises anyone?